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Rather not's avatar

My dear man,

I had never heard of you until the show. Old fan of Roy & Amber. Now, you, as well. I LOVE your writing. Sorry I can’t subscribe unless you’d be ok with a drop in the bucket as covid forced retirement 3 years sooner than budgeted and then calamities too many really dumped including Hurricane Milton landing a massive tree on our just paid off new roof which took MONTHS to DEAL. F_cking insurance went from $1700/yr 7 years ago to $7800 when UPC left the state. Not a dime from Slide as deductible so high.

Anyway.

Love your writing. Voice of sanity in the cacophony of delirium. . .

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Ar Bar's avatar

About that banana bread - take a shortcut there too - buy a ready mix, add water and bake. Very little work and a chance to rake up as much credit at you can... sooo... let us know how it turns out..

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Jennifer's avatar

Just lovely. My cat turns 6 today and I’m grateful for her. I’m grateful for the Cameo I ordered by you when my heater caught fire and kitty and I had to quickly move during that freak Florida snow storm. You encouraged me to jet to France to de-stress; then posited that I probably couldn’t just jet to France like you could. I laughed so hard, and I needed that! So, I’m grateful for you, Michael. And I’m grateful that as a species, we’re actually doing pretty good. I wish everyone here a lovely day. I’m grateful for everyone who takes the time to read and grow.

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Michael Ian Black's avatar

I'm very relieved you found that funny and not obnoxious. I mean, it WAS obnoxious but purposely so.

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Jane Puddentame's avatar

Both lovely and true.

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Laraine's avatar

I hope you have good socks, also

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Hugo's avatar

Excellent as always, sir.

Hope you enjoyed that nap.

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Amanda Williams's avatar

I had a day like this last weekend. I pushed myself out of my war bunker to enjoy a Spring day downtown and let myself pretend life was normal for an afternoon. We must take advantage of those moments and be present in them.

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Kung Fu Cat Lady's avatar

Life is good when a cat chooses to curl up with you while you read MIB. If only I could get up for a beer, it would be perfect.

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Andy the Alchemist's avatar

I have two and I envy the little zen masters so much.

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Jane Fisher's avatar

Cats know how to live:

Eat when you're hungry and sleep when you're tired.

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Debora Masterson's avatar

You’ll tend your garden while your sleep. 😊

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Markabaddon's avatar

Enjoy a day of rest, it is well earned. & thank you for bringing some joy & laughter to many.

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JesseBesse's avatar

This post was in line with my own thoughts this week. I have been trying to make a conscious effort to practice gratitude in my daily life. Us Americans are incredibly blessed. I haven’t experienced hunger since I was a young child & that alone is something that’s extraordinary. Our ancestors wouldn’t believe our bounty tbh. It’s important to appreciate what we have & to take time to find the joy in life. I told my husband yesterday, I will not allow them to rob me of my joy of life bc then they win. And I believe in the end goodness will prevail.

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#DECKARD⬛'s avatar

"Some days I need a little tranquility"

Amen, brother☀

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#DECKARD⬛'s avatar

"I’m able to be more of myself in a public setting than I’ve allowed myself outside of my books, and it’s your encouragement that has permitted me to do so."

There is so much resonance in the world.

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#DECKARD⬛'s avatar

"I’m grateful for the laughs"

💯 “Death smiles at us all; all we can do is smile back.”

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#DECKARD⬛'s avatar

"the part about me making banana bread is also likely to be a lie"

So many left unmade over the years, I've short-circuited my banana bread ambitions by reminding myself that the cake is a lie.

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#DECKARD⬛'s avatar

"Le chat"

...has the right idea.

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#DECKARD⬛'s avatar

"I only said it to make it sound like there was some chance of me going out there"

💯

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Steve's avatar

I've mostly been disengaged from The Nonsense since Tuesday while I've been on Tybee Island with my wife and kid. I did pop into a Savannah cigar shop in which Fox News was playing snippets of Him edited so he sounded not too insane.

Besides that the folks of the Low Country have been a delight.

Did I drive my rental car by a certain hotel you once mentioned on Obscure you live near so I could see what your neighborhood is like? Sure I did. Sure I did.

Anyway I'm grateful for your words and for your town's accommodation of my Disengagement this week.

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Scott Macphee's avatar

You weren't fooling anyone. Back in your days on The State, behind the absurdist sketches, I could see the aging curmudgeon in your eyes. You are a cynic. You are Gen X. You are one of us.

Now more about the coming civil war...

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