Wait just a minute. If this was the only Super Bowl you’ve ever been to how do you have two Super Bowl rings? Did you rob Tom Brady? Buy them off the internet? Win them in a poker game?
I feel so confused right now. It’s as if up is down, left is right, Ted Cruz isn’t an asshole. Nothing makes sense. What a world, what a world…
Wait just a minute. If this was the only Super Bowl you’ve ever been to how do you have two Super Bowl rings? Did you rob Tom Brady? Buy them off the internet? Win them in a poker game?
I feel so confused right now. It’s as if up is down, left is right, Ted Cruz isn’t an asshole. Nothing makes sense. What a world, what a world…
Wait just a minute. If this was the only Super Bowl you’ve ever been to how do you have two Super Bowl rings? Did you rob Tom Brady? Buy them off the internet? Win them in a poker game?
I feel so confused right now. It’s as if up is down, left is right, Ted Cruz isn’t an asshole. Nothing makes sense. What a world, what a world…
Sorry, I should clarify: I meant it was the only Super Bowl I attended *in which I was not competing*.
Oh thank god. This was the first time I’ve ever truly understood what it means to feel shook. What a relief.