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Liga Krikis's avatar

Don’t know who said it first, but my dad always said, “The lottery is a tax on people bad at math.”

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daPete's avatar

Roy Wood Jr. thinks she pulled up to the place she bought it like it was a $5 scratch-off winner:

https://twitter.com/roywoodjr/status/1682185534272155650?s=20

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daPete's avatar

Even if it's paid out over 20 years, where do you even deposit that check?

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Chris Stanton's avatar

I don’t know. $1.08 B would buy a lot of snacks.

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Ellysioux's avatar

How much could you move the needle on amending 2A with $1.08 billion?

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Mike Clark's avatar

Hits home for me because I'm a graphic designer.

I think the key strategy is nobody knowing you have it. Keep on as if it never happened. Except now you can at least take care of mortgage/etc payments stress free.

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Joe Stapleton's avatar

Taco Bell on me tonight, buddy.

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Robert Racansky's avatar

In the future, all restaurants will be Taco Bell.

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Michael Ian Black's avatar

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