I'm holding my breath for her next press conference when a brave reporter asks: "Hey Kristi, does Corey raw dog you, or are you still pegging him with that strap on?"
Bravo! Well done. I just heard a republican candidate for governor of Illinois on the radio in my car, and I literally had to turn it off when in response to a question about ICE, he said, to paraphrase, "well they wouldn't have to be doing these things if all the rapists and murderers were just turned over to them! (how, not clear) And stop calling them Nazis, too, it's not fair, and it just makes them madder, it's the libs own fault! If people would just turn in their neighbors, then ICE wouldn't have to brutally round up people at the Home Depot and do the tedious job of sorting through them to get to the bad guys, of which there are so many, many because Biden! If people would just cooperate with law enforcement, then ICE wouldn't have to murder people in the streets!" Had to be heard to be believed, and it definitely wasn't satire. He doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell to win, luckily.
“They went to FedEx, got a little box, put Greg Bovino in it, and shipped him back to El Centro, California.” Thanks for all of this, but especially this, which made me genuinely LOL.
I’m picturing the hard working folks at the local Federal Express office putting Bovino in a little box, tucking him in sheets of bubble wrap, with small pops, not the big ones. His little legs are arms folded just so. His trench coat also folded and laying on top like a blanket. None of these cruel bozos will ever know peace.
This makes me miss the original not-a-buncha-reprints Mad Magazine. It went down at the worst time.
Come on Michael, I hate when you hold back! That was really funny/truthful and I keep rereading it.
I would like to leave Kristi alone, maybe on a small island in the Aleutian chain, or in a cell in Guantanamo, or in a wood chipper.
She should get some Nazi glamour shots done. Like Bonvino. That should help.
I'm holding my breath for her next press conference when a brave reporter asks: "Hey Kristi, does Corey raw dog you, or are you still pegging him with that strap on?"
Happy to start a gofundme for said brave reporter. 🤓
Wait until Oversight get their hands on her. So to speak.
Is it Roshambo each time to determine bus driver vs bus under-er with these carnies?
Am as angry as you and I'm a Briton. We want names so that they cannot get visas.
Bravo! Well done. I just heard a republican candidate for governor of Illinois on the radio in my car, and I literally had to turn it off when in response to a question about ICE, he said, to paraphrase, "well they wouldn't have to be doing these things if all the rapists and murderers were just turned over to them! (how, not clear) And stop calling them Nazis, too, it's not fair, and it just makes them madder, it's the libs own fault! If people would just turn in their neighbors, then ICE wouldn't have to brutally round up people at the Home Depot and do the tedious job of sorting through them to get to the bad guys, of which there are so many, many because Biden! If people would just cooperate with law enforcement, then ICE wouldn't have to murder people in the streets!" Had to be heard to be believed, and it definitely wasn't satire. He doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell to win, luckily.
Sarcasm reveals the truth! Well done, Michael, well done!
A masterclass in sarcasm
"all she was doing was acting under orders from her boss, Donald Trump and his boss, Stephen Miller" is what made me choke on my water.
😂
I love the sarcasm but I have to admit, shit is so dark here that even my GenX brain is like, I can’t laugh about this. Not even a little bit.
“They went to FedEx, got a little box, put Greg Bovino in it, and shipped him back to El Centro, California.” Thanks for all of this, but especially this, which made me genuinely LOL.
He's officially been dubbed the nermal of this regime.
I’m picturing the hard working folks at the local Federal Express office putting Bovino in a little box, tucking him in sheets of bubble wrap, with small pops, not the big ones. His little legs are arms folded just so. His trench coat also folded and laying on top like a blanket. None of these cruel bozos will ever know peace.
I think I'm going to call him Nermal now. He was just shipped to California instead of to Abu Dhabi.