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PRUSSIANS?!!?!!!???? … Was that a typo, Michael? There are NO WORDS if NAZI’S- people who worship GERMAN NATIONAL SOCIALIST GENOCIDAL FASCISTS- are arguing about the “whiteness of PRUSSIANS”. So they really are all, in fact, even more brain dead than we previously thought.

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dear michael,

thank you for sharing this sad, insightful look into nazi radio!

i like this takeaway a lot: "Before tuning into Nazi radio, I wasn’t particularly concerned about the future of the “white race,” but after spending an hour or so eavesdropping on its supposed representatives, I may have to revise my opinion."

thank YOU for doing it so i don't have to!

love

myq

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I only listened to a couple of minutes. It was gross.

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How come you blocked me after I posted the multitude of tweets where you talk about your sexual fetishes for children?

“Went to my kids elementary school Halloween parade. Disappointingly few “slutty girls” outfits. “

- Ian Michael Swartz

I have all the receipts pedo. Come grab a mic and talk to us. Also, tag me next time you use my voice! Thanks.

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Holy crap 🤯

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Have you ever listened to the Behind the Bastards podcast with Robert Evans? I only ask as I shared this post in the subreddit for the show and you're getting a ton of love in the comments. It might not be an extremely large number of people in that specific comment thread, but those of us in there have all been like sharing where we read your writings and maybe an essay we found particularly funny as well as random characters you played in skits that have stuck with us. Not saying all that to fluff your ego or anything, it's just a really positive, cool community for an awesome podcast that seems germane to your interests. Speaking as a fan of the show only, and feeling awkward enough for doing so. Hope you're having a great day!

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Aw, that's very nice to hear. I don't know the podcast, but I'll check it out. Thanks so much!

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Interesting "time is a flat circle" connection here: Robert Evans was an editor at Cracked, after your time

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this is some nellie bly shit - well done

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I really honestly and truly think people like these need a couple things - first, a hobby, and second, a good friend who isn't a complete bigoted piece of shit.

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I made it through less than 2 minutes of that audio clip before I had to quit. Reminded me of a bunch of middle school kids showing off all the bad words they know (and just learned over the previous weekend but act like they have always said them all the time)

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How is it POSSIBLE that even white South African immigrant billionaire Elon Musk would be actively promoting literal Nazi Radio (via the X algorithm)?

It honestly makes me wonder whether America is strong enough and smart enough to defeat a tyrant who might arise tomorrow who ISN’T continuously shooting himself in the foot the way Donald Trump does. Right?

If Donald Trump is just a little test that God sent along to see how healthy/robust our democracy is here (in America), then WE FAILED THE TEST.

No matter what happens on November 5th (and I pray that every single non-voter and third-party voter in America wakes up and votes for Harris/Walz), we have to get much, much, much better and healthier as a Society, as a nation.

Corporate lobbyists and corrupt billionaires (and Australian and German immigrants) fucked up the American political system.

We >>>>>HAVE TO<<<<< unfuck it.

Even if it takes 500 years.

They say a man who plants trees is a man who loves children who haven’t even been born yet.

He’s able to peer off into Humanity’s future and CARE!

It’s a special skill, a very special trait,

one that may determine whether or not Humanity survives.

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That audio just made me sad. That there are so many lonely guys who have found an illusion of meaning in a completely false premise. How the heck do people reconcile living lives of lies at the end? :(

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fuck all those garbage turds..thats my 2

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GIVE THEM A CHANCE!!!

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Ewww! I am not on twitter, so thanks for reporting on it, better you than me. Your essay just reminds me of a mundane thing that happened yesterday...I was shopping at Sam's and two younger white guys, looked in shape like they did some kind of labor, nondescript tshirts and jeans, were deciding on a key lime pie. Being a fan of those particular pies, I walked by, pushing my cart, and commented, "those are good pies!" They agreed, it was a friendly exchange. I didn't stop, but afterwards I thought, who knows what political views they had, and how it probably was that we would disagree on most things in life, or maybe not. I do speak to strangers, why not, I am a older lady and marked safe from most irritating attention now (literally no one notices you after a certain age, a topic for another day). The point is, it was a pleasant exchange for a millisecond, and it's possible that the most unpleasant people perhaps can be friendly in a grocery store, even Nazis? As others have pointed out, these guys are neighbors, co-workers, passers-by. I will close by saying the minute you have a longer interaction with these people (as you did on twitter) it becomes clear exactly what they are, unfortunately.

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I stay away from Twitter/X. It’s just stress inducing and since I have no content to sell or a “brand” (I.e. me) to further, there’s no sense.

It never changes, Michael. As a Christian who grew up in Houston with a sizeable Jewish community, there wasn’t much Jewish hate I’ve seen or heard from friends. But 40 years ago, some friends and I from a music class at UH jammed with a recently relocated NYC musician with a Houston raised wife.

Guy had great original songs with no hidden messages on the demo tape, and I’ve listened a few times over the years. Everything was great, fast moving rehearsals and we got an opening gig but had no name. The BL (bandleader) called me and suggested AUTOMATIC FATHERS.

It seemed weird to me. I called my best friend, with a history degree and a great deal of knowledge re the rise of fascism in Germany. It seemed like a nazi term to me. My friend agreed. With no internet, when I went to classes the next day at Univ of Houston, I looked it up in library (no internets then, kids). It was another name for the SS, who would father the children of Hitlers Germany and be the role models for men.

I called the other band members as we had a rehearsal that night. Told them what I’d found out about the suggested band name. Everyone immediately, and to a man, said F no!!!

We went to rehearsal with no gear. We did it face to face not by phone. His wife was there, which is how I met him because I knew the wife’s Houston musician brother. She listened.

I had made a copy of the books page about this term. Showed it to the BL. He started coming up with all kinds of excuses and was challenged on every one of them. It was then his wife said “WTF, dude? You’re half Jewish and so am I! Our kids are Jewish too.”

We left and joined a new outfit. Wife divorced him soon after that, and the word I got was the BL returned to his native Florida.

It never stops. Just got to do what you can to stamp it out in an individual level.

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That's an amazing story and, in fairness, a pretty good band name (minus the Nazi stuff).

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Can you imagine employing these shitheads? Like how angry that main guy is just because someone has a feminine sounding fake name? Even when he has a rationale for it, he cuts him off as “gay”, etc. They are intolerant of their own intolerant cohorts. Such a fucked existence. The only pleasure I take in this is how absolutely miserable their lives must be. Constantly filled with unnecessary drama, alien to what love is like. God save these wretched souls.

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It’s immediately and abundantly clear what truly dim bulbs these (all guys) are. Not a hint of introspection. It was odd that they would somehow “understand” a Jew who had an unconventional upbringing but don’t relate to their (probable) family lives. I know we can’t use the phrase “white trash” anymore-but if the overalls fit….

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