Whenever I think of Ron! And his ilk, the inner 14 year old version of me pipes up with quotes from Jello Biafra’s spoken word track Ban Everything from the Beyond the Valley of the Gift Police album (Available on Spotify!)
“Everywhere I look I see something I want to Ban!.... and it makes me feel high! Heavenly. But then I come down, down, down. And I want more, more, more...”
As someone who lives in Florida, let me apologize for our governor. He is everything you said and more. He does not listen to his constituents, and he bullied children into taking off their masks at a press conference. Just a swell guy. We don't like him and as much as we don't like him here, we really don't want to see him on the world stage. Even some on the right are ticked at him for using his platform to run for President when he is supposed to be running Florida. We have a housing insurance crisis going on and he has done, let me see, carry the 1....Nothing about it. So, yeah. He's just a jewel and we are sorry the other 49 states are going to have to be exposed to him.
As a resident of South Florida, I wish Ron! nothing but monkey torture.
Great read. Validating as heck, but more importantly, well-written. Including the pudding thread throughout? *chef's kiss*
I just really like pudding.
Whenever I think of Ron! And his ilk, the inner 14 year old version of me pipes up with quotes from Jello Biafra’s spoken word track Ban Everything from the Beyond the Valley of the Gift Police album (Available on Spotify!)
“Everywhere I look I see something I want to Ban!.... and it makes me feel high! Heavenly. But then I come down, down, down. And I want more, more, more...”
$240 worth of pudding. Aww yeah!
As someone who lives in Florida, let me apologize for our governor. He is everything you said and more. He does not listen to his constituents, and he bullied children into taking off their masks at a press conference. Just a swell guy. We don't like him and as much as we don't like him here, we really don't want to see him on the world stage. Even some on the right are ticked at him for using his platform to run for President when he is supposed to be running Florida. We have a housing insurance crisis going on and he has done, let me see, carry the 1....Nothing about it. So, yeah. He's just a jewel and we are sorry the other 49 states are going to have to be exposed to him.
At least you've got Marco Rubio and Rick Scott holding down the fort while Ron! runs for the top job.