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jay's avatar

That first line is an all-timer! I was right out of the gate laughing, and loving. thank you!

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Sarah Stevenson's avatar

I’m on board. One of my best friends used to be a taxidermist.

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Mark A's avatar

Can Virgil expand the faiths tenants to include not paying income taxes?

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Michael Ian Black's avatar

Virgil doesn't have to pay taxes, of course, but the rest of you suckers are out of luck.

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Jeremy's avatar

I will now say "shop-ee" for the rest of my life. Thanks!

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