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daPete's avatar

This essay confirms everything I believe about conspiracy theorists

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defineandredefine's avatar

I know it's the point of your post, but but as an environmental lawyer, it seems really odd that RFK jr is so hung up on vaccines causing autism. He of all people has the resources to find other plausible explanations. Like he was so hung up on thimerosal; why not all the environmental mercury we're all exposed to, whether we like it or not?

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The Sixth Replicant's avatar

Hey, any y'all got tips on shape-shifting? Been a Jew longer than I can remember, but can't shape-shift for the life of me. I think it would be pretty handy.

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C.L. Steiner's avatar

Shapeshifting is a parlor trick. See if you can get on the ‘controlling the media’ committee - they need help!

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Chris Stanton's avatar

Great read. And I’m with you on the UFO stuff. I wrote a (hopefully) humorous piece called “Alienated” asking why no one seems to care. I won’t link it here but if you’re interested it’s on my page.

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Fisherina's avatar

Hail Dr. Semmelweis! Who not only cared about bacteria but hopefully about the women who were getting infected!

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GroovemasterGreg's avatar

You said: So how fucked up is it that a member of one of the nation’s most popular and powerful families is so lost up his own ass that he has to look at the Jews to blame for a world he neither understands nor has contributing much towards?

Ahhh, it's real fucked up. He should be locked away until he is fully covid vaccinated. Also, his wife would be intolerable as a FLOTUS. He has zero chance.

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C.L. Steiner's avatar

I just wanna know who is responsible for blueberry bagels. It certainly wasn’t a Jew!

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defineandredefine's avatar

THAT is the true question for the ages! Only more egregious is cinnamon raisin...

However, one of our local shops makes cranberry orange bagels that are pretty delightful.

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Mitch Blum's avatar

“They” have finally realized that Chinese food is better than fish on Christmas Eve.

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