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This would be brilliant on stage.

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Bye bye Boris!! Did you ever play the shareware game? Or am I just really super old??

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I don't know what that is so I guess you're just really super old.

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“You are Boris Smirnoff and your only goal in life is to take a one way vacation to America.”

https://archive.org/details/ByeByeBoris_1020

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"I don’t know why Russia needs a private mercenary outfit."

I know this isn't the point, but America has at least one itself - Blackwater, founded by Betsy DeVos's brother Eric Prince.

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I feel like this should start with ...”In A World...” and end with an Oscar for best coup

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This man needs too lead NATO! Michael, you always make me laugh! I needed this today! 🤣

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Perhaps your finest work, this piece.

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Aslo spelcheck "doubt Putin knows what"

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How are you not the Secretary of State yet?

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