Michael Ian Black

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We're F*ed Either Way
Tomorrow is the election.
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When The Demon Comes For You
Tucker Carlson's surprising tale of demonic assault and my, perhaps, surprising reaction to his claim.
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I say "Fascist," You say "Trumpist."
Let's call the whole thing off.
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They/Them, You/Me
There’s a particularly odious Trump ad playing around here that concentrates on Kamala Harris’s past remarks about ensuring that everybody gets the…
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October 2024

The Pot Calling the Kettle Michael Ian Blackface
I don’t like that I’ve become something of a comedy scold, but you know what?
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Little Pink-ish Houses For You and Me
We’ve got some guys working on the roof.
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Fuck Tony
There’s a political rally currently underway at New York’s Madison Square Garden featuring a line-up of MAGA acolytes, grifters, wannabes, and the…
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Daddy's Mad
One more full week of madness to go, presumably followed by several more weeks of madness.
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Aces
Yesterday I was playing poker and a guy said to me, “I saw you making fun of Trump on that TV show.” That’s never a good way to begin a poker session.
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Maddening
Two weeks from tomorrow is going to be a bad day.
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The Marshmallow That Ate Me
It’s my anniversary today.
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A Blustery Day
Here in Savannah, the weather has finally turned cool and, dare I say, downright blustery.
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