Michael Ian Black

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June 2024

Now What?
“I’m angry,” Martha said this morning. “I’m angry that this is the choice. I think his government has done a great job but I’m angry we don’t have a…
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Joe Biden is Done
I don’t care how many millions of jobs the current administration has created in the last three and a half years – Joe Biden himself just became…
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Rise of the NPCs!!!
Within the last few months, I’ve noticed a new insult popping up in my social media feeds: “NPC,” as in “Why am I talking to you, anyway? You’re an…
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More People Trust Trump to Protect Democracy Than Biden
What? I mean, WHAT?!?
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Relitigating Charlottesville with Dilbert creator Scott Adams
It didn't go great.
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Diving Horses
If you’ve ever wanted to experience a Soviet resort community in Bulgaria during the dying days of the Empire, check out Atlantic City. I’m here now and…
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Pooped
A few random thoughts on sleep.
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The News Isn't Real
Everybody is lying to you... except me.
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You're Crazy
You’re crazy. I feel like I can say that with some measure of confidence because we’re all crazy now. Whatever your religion, politics, IQ, allegiance…
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Lumpy Old Couch
Some thoughts on being a dad
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Some Words of Appreciation for my Fellow Americans
On my way to Dayton, Kentucky for a couple stand-up shows. I’d never heard of Dayton, KY, but if it’s anything like the rest of the places I’ve been…
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